UPDATE - INTERESTING JOBS

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KATRINA BRUNHILDA, A ONE ARMED SPENDTHRIFT FROM BRAUNSCHWEIG, SPENT THIRTEEN YEARS GAINFULLY EMPLOYED BY THE PRUSSIAN WEIRMARCH AS A COLOSTOMY BAG.
HER EMPLOYMENT ENDED WHEN SHE CONTRACTED ELEPHANTITAS AND HER ENGORGED LEG AND FOOT PREVENTED HER FROM STRAPPING HERSELF PURPOSELY TO HER HOST, AND WAS UNABLE TO LOCK HER LIPS TO THE OPENING IN THE PATIENTS ABDOMEN.
SHE FOUND LATER EMPLOYMENT AS A SPARE NAPPIE IN CZESTOCHOWA POLAND DURING THE NAZI OCCUPATION BUT WAS CRUELLY DISMISSED WHEN FOUND TO BE TO INFLEXIBLE FOR THE JOB.